Does a couple need children to be happy?

They say that children are the ultimate goal of any relationship, but not in all cases. Here are 9 witty responses to reproductive interrogations.

I no longer know what to invent to answer why we have not had children in my marriage. My husband and I are professionals in our mid-thirties and mid-forties, we both work and get along really well. Everyone who knows us compares us to a pair of parakeets and sees only one mole in our relationship: our childlessness. Lunar? I ask myself, why? Why does a couple have to have children to be happy?

The truth is that we have one thing clear in life: we don’t want to have children. It is not that we hate children, not at all, we do not want to have one and we believe that to be parents you have to love it with all your soul; On the other hand, we don’t believe that we need a child in our relationship either: we are happy with our little family of two, because we are family, although many tell us that without children we are just a couple.

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I know that many couples are in our situation and feel uncomfortable when asked why they have not generated children, that is why I bring you today, Family Planning Day, a ingenious catalog of answers to reproductive interrogations…

if they ask, «Why haven’t they had children?»reply:

  • We still haven’t run out of topic of conversation with my husband…
  • We don’t have enough money, a child is very expensive…
  • We’re fine with our pets, plus we don’t have to pay them college…

If they tell you to stop realize yourself as a woman you must have children, answer:

  • So the nuns are not fulfilled women?
  • Reproduction is something so basic that even worms do it and there is no fulfillment in it…
  • The role of women goes far beyond motherhood…

If they tell you that you will regret When you are old, answer:

  • Having children doesn’t guarantee anything, look at all that bunch of abandoned grandparents in charity nursing homes…
  • It is selfish to think of children as a means to a secure old age…
  • You don’t have children to take care of you in old age…

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Be careful, never think of telling the truth, that the happiness of the couple does not depend on the children, because then they will attack you with all their moralistic weapons… Write in the comments of this note what you think and put «Like», so more people will see your comments.

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